Courage: The Police Dog

[Nukaleu]

This is a story I wrote when I was like six or seven, VP and I jsut found it. I couldn't resist posting it here. It is absolutely hilarious! OMG I just want to start a discussion forum on thie story!!!!!!! I included everything word for word, including all the original misspellings! Enjoy!

Courage the Police Dog
Once, there were two police dogs names Sarge and Luca, and two police cops, George and Sam. One night they were chasing down a robber. Sarge leaped but missed the robber. Sarge was running as fast as he possibly could, but he was slowing down. Then, Luca jumped as high and as far as he could and pinned the robber to the ground. Then they took him to the prisson.

"Poor Sarge," George said back at the prisson. "He keep sgetting older and older and weaker and weaker and slower and slower. I'm telling you, soon we're going to need a new dog. Why if it wasn't for Luca, we wouldn't have caught that robber." "Yah, but at least Patta is pregnent," said Sam. "We can train her pups, keep one, and sell the rest." "Good idea," said George. "Let's do it."

The next morning at 5:00 am, Sarge was howling as loud as he could. "Owooooo, Owoooo," howled Sarge. George and Sam ran down the stairs. They thought Sarge saw a murder or something. They saw Sarge standing in the doorway of the garage. Sarge ran into the garage. George and Sam followed. And when they got in there, they saw Patta and 6 puppies laying in a basket beside her.

four of the puppies were boys. Their names were Courage, Cokey, Germain, and Shepard. Germain and Shepard didn't behave very well. The two girls were named Satta and Peltsy. They loved to play together. And for some reason, Courage and Cokey were best friends. They loved to play together.

One summer day, the puppies were playing outside in a feild. That day, Germain and Shepard wandered off into the city. "This will be fun," said Germain. "We just go out into the city, meet some dogs, and bring them home." "But what about mom, she's going to get mad," said Shepard. All of a sudden they saw two dogs in from of them. one was a doberman pincher, the other a rotwiler.

"What's your name?" asked the doberman pincher. "Well, my name is Germain and this is Shepard," said Germain. "I'm Pinch, this is Rot," said the boderman pincher. "Hey, Pinch, hey Rot. You want to come home with us?" asked Germain. "We don't like Germain Shepards," Pinch said. "Their to bossy. We like to beat e'm up." A mean look came up on their faces. Then, the two dogs chased German and Shepard all the way home! Patta was mad!

As the two dogs started to run away, Courage started barking and chasing after them. "Courage what are you doing?" asked Cokey. Courage stoped. "Courage, get back here!" said Patta. "And as for you two, you know better than to go off into the city all by yourselves. So we all have to go home because your dad is too busy to babysit." "Thanks a lot, dudes." said Cokey.

A while after they got back, George and Sam came into the garage. "All right, pups lets go train for police dog business," said George. "Let's go," said Sam. After the first day of training, all the pups were pooped. But they had learned a who9le lot aboutt being a police dog that day. They learned few commands, like sit, down, and come. Sarge has also told the pups a little bit about being a police dog.

After training, George and Sam heard the phone ring. George picked it up, but nobody was there. The computer told them where the house was. Then they got Sarge and Luca and drove off to Main Street. "Mommy, where are Daddy and Luca going?" asked Courage. "There's an emergency and Daddy and Luca have to help Sam and George," said Patta. "I wonder what's going on," said Courage. "You ask your dad when he comes back," said Patta. "I can't wait that long. I'm going to find out now!" said Courage, and he ran out the door. "COURAGE, NOOOO!" shouted Patta.

Courage struggled to keep up with the car. He finally jumped up onto the bumper and drug himself up to the roof of the car. Sarge saw his son through the window and barked furiously. "Shut up, Sarge!" shouted Sam. Soon, Luca started barking, too, realizing how important this was. Then Sarge joined in. "Would you shut those dogs up?" shouted George.

Sam spun around in his seat and saw little Courage hanging in the window. He told George and George stamped onto the breaks. The cops swung their doors open as Courage bounded off of the car. He ran out into the busy street. Then he froze, so afraid. All of the cars were quickly stopping barely missing the pup. Then one was speeding right towards him, not bothering to stop. Courage just bent over with his ears laying on his head.

TBC!!!!

[Vixen]

That is so Cool!I can't wait to find out what happens!Add more please!

[Miska]

haha i was there when we found the story at ur houe lol! im gonna have a portie litter of puppies! the pick boy is def gonna be Harris lol! then acid lmfao!!!!!!!!!

[Nukaleu]

((Ok I'm ready to just back into this again. I just reorganized my Colbert Shrine, rocked out to guitar hero, drew Len, and reordered my Graphic Arts assigment list. So here we go!))

Remembering where he was, Courage leaped to the side, just in time and ran in a space where a brick was missing on an apartment. Then a lady popped out the door and said, "For heaven's sake! What's all the rucus?" Then she saw poor little Courage. "You mutt, get outa here or I'm gonna slap ya with a broom!" Courage scurried to the back. He looked around and saw George, Sam, Sarge, and Luca yelling and howling for him. When he saw that they had given up, he saw his father look back at him in a disappointed look. Sarge walked away. Then Courage looked around and saw four dalmations, a mother and three pups.

"Hello, what's your name?" asked the mother. "Are you the one creating so much noise?" "Yes, I'm Courage." He told them all about himself and what happened. "Ya, I wanna grow up to be a fire dog," said one of the pups after Courage had told them how much he had always wanted to be Chief Dog. "I'm Rescue." "Would you like to stay with us until you find out how to get home?" asked the mother, who's name was Shela. "Yes, that would be fun!" So Courage lived with Rescue and his family for a while. He grew older and new all of the tricks to hide from Recue's grumpy lady owners. He and Rescue became the best of friends.

The lady owners always set the dogs' food bowl in front of a whole in the wall. Whenever the ladys weren't looking, Courage would sneek through and eat the food. Well, one day Courage wasn't quick enough and was caught eating the food. "Get outta here, you stupid mutt! Get out!" Courage ran for his life as the lady ran out the door and tried to smack him with the broom. "Run, Courage, Run!" shouted Rescue, imitating the movie of Forest Gump and not realizing it or thinking it was funny. Courage ran and ran until somehow he found his way to the police house.

Courage ran up the steps and through the doggy door. He saw his Mom and Dad, George and Sam, Luca and his brothers and sisters lying on the floor, sleeping. Then he saw two dogs over in the corner, rading he trash can. One turned around and said to the other, "Pst! Rot, there he is!" Courage saw that it was Pinch and Rot. They walked over to him and Pinch whispered, "I knew you'd come back." Courage asked, "What are you doing here?" "Eating your trash. Everyone's been recycling lately and tomorrow's garbage day!" "So why are you stealing from me?" "We don't like German Shepherds, we like to beat 'em up." They got a mean look and leaped to attack Courage. Courage jumped to the side and they both got stuck in the doggy door.

Courage went over to the doggy door tha went into the garage. He looked back and saw his father's eye looking straight at him. All of a sudden Sarge said, "It's Sunday," and Courage realized that's why they were sleeping. Courage left. After a few hours of walking, Courage passed the local pet store and looked in. He saw a display of husky puppies with a cardboard arctic background. He went inside. He went up to the pen and saw all of the puppies playing and running around, the parents in the back. Then a lady walked in and picked up one of the pups. Courage followed her outside.

"Well, aren't you the cutest?" she the woman. The husky ran up and licked Courage on the face. "You come to my house any time you want, ya here?" said the woman. As they walked away, the husky yelled, "I'm Nanook! Come over later!" and they were gone. Courage did come over a little later. He played with the woman, Lisa, and got some pretty good treats. Later, he decided it was time to go home for good, so he did. When he went inside everyone instantly ran over and was giving him rubs, hugs, and kisses, except for Sarge. At first Courage thought everything would be OK, but later he was locked up in a pen while the rest of the family ate popcorn and watched T.V.

TBC
((This story totally cracks me up and inspires me. It raises so many questions! I think just for the hell of it I'm going to create my own pointless forum just for this. Who knows, this may be a collector someday! ))

[Miska]

haha omg and its still not over LMFAO!!!

[Nukaleu]

((Oh no way!!))

A couple of months later, when Courage was almost full grown, there was an important message on T.V. It said that a little girl named Lucy was stranded in the North Pole and could not be found. Courage saw this and was so worried. He knew that George and Sam couldn't help, so he would have to. He would take his two friends, Nanook and Rescue, to save the little girl. Next Thursday would be the flight to the North Pole. Next Thursday would be the big day. Courage told all of his friends the plan. They knew the guy that made a living for working at the ticket booth at the airport, Bubba. They would get free tickets from Bubba and be on their way.

Next Thursday Courage and his friends were off first thing. They headed straight for the airport and got tickets from Bubba. They hung out in the lounge for a little while. Meanwhile, there was a search party going on at the police house. Patta was going on and on about how her baby didn't want to live with her. But Sarge knew just what was going on, and told Patta, "Patta, Courage will be just fine. He's up in the North Pole, trying to save Lucy. It's not that he doesn't want to live with us, its that he is out being brave, being Courage." Patta was happy to hear these words, and George seemed to know what happened, too. Soon they were at the airport with Rescue and Nanook's parents.

When the families got there, Sam went to the ticket booth. "How many?" asked Bubba. Sam looked around. Everyone was giving him an evil look. He turned around and said in an annoyed voice, "15." When he heard the price he screamed at the top of his lungs. 10 minutes later, the planes were off. The dogs loved the outside view. They'd open the window and stick their heads out, even if it was STRICTLY against the rules. The wind would blow in their faces so hard their lips blew back. The food was horrible and they constantly made fun of it.

Finally, after 2 days, they got to the North Pole. Courage and his friends' plane got there first, and they walked out to find a small crowd of tourists. Courage saw what looked like a large toy dog. He stopped and felt like butterflies were flying around in his head and he was going to faint. The dog walked over and they both walked away together. The same thing happened with Rescue and Nanook, Rescue with a dalmation with few spots and Nanook with a spanial.

TBC...Next section....HARRIS!!!

[Miska]

i cant wait for Harris!!!

[Nukaleu]

((Best page of the whole book right here!))

Then their parents' plane got there. They were all hugging and kissing and rubbing their sons, which separated them and the other dogs up. Then came a giant jack russel terrier. "Hello, my friends! I'm Harris, and I come frm the Western Society of Dog Adventurers. I work in the Guide and Companion department, and I am here to be your guide and your companion in your adventure. Should anything go wrong, I'll be there quick as a zipper, thanks to modern technology!

I shall soon be seeing you again. But now why don't I let you meet this week's tourists that I am now aquainted with. This is the dalmation family, which includes Blotchy and Blue, and their pups Anne and Acid!" He walked over to a toy and a terrier. "And these, my friends, are not just tourists but they are my aunt and mother, visiting for their break." The dogs could see that this guy talked a lot, but they liked that he was someone who could talk and not start a conversation with someone else. All you had to do was sit back and listen. He didn't even ask for questions!

"And I could see before that you are already aquainted with these three. But maybe I can refresh your memory. This is Spunky," he pointed to the spanial, "Dotty," hepointed to the dalmation, "and Regal," he pointed to the large toy, "Dotty is the older of the dalmation family, or should I say oldest of the pups. I welcome you to the North Pole, and thank you for coming, and by the expressions on your faces, I can see this adventure will be well suited for you three." He walked away and Courage asked, "How does he know we came here to save Lucy?" All of the pups from Rescue's family and Courage's ran up and shouted, "Bubba told him!"

"How does Bubba even know Harris?" asked Rescue. "Harris is his dog," said Patta. Suddenly it all made sense. Bubba was always talking about his dog, and after everything he said came, "Ah, that jack russel terrier. What an important job he has!" but he never mentioned anything specific about Harris. "Well, I'm starving," said Courage. "Yah let's get some real food before I get sick by thinking of the airline version," said Nanook. So they went to a place called Pole Food, where the food wasn't much better. All their was was frozen beef and snow cones. Later, they met Harris at the Plains Hut, a public pavillion where people met and rested.

TBC ((Nope its still not over!))

[Vixen]

WOW!!Very interesting!Love It!!

[Nukaleu]

"Hello boys! Are you ready to set up the sled?" "The sled?" asked Courage. "Yes. I have it all planned out. Nanook, you will pull the sled, on account of you are a husky. Rescue, you will look out for fire, on account of you are a dalmation, and a lot of fires do start out here. And Courage, you will run along-side the sled and sniff for Lucy. I have a shirt you'll get the scent off of. Now that you know your jobs, are you planning to bring anyone with you?" "Yes," said Courage. "I would like to bring my father, my uncle, Sam, George, and Regal, and I think Rescue planned to bring Dotty and Nanook wanted to bring Spunky." "Splendid! The girls will pair up with each of you and you'll share your jobs. George, Sam, your uncle, and your father will just do whatever would help.

After everyone was gathered up, they all met Harris at the Plains Hut. They set up the sled and piled on. They were off. As Courage sniffed, he gave tail signals to Regal to tell Nanook where to go. Then both Nanook and Spunky turned that direction. Finally, Courage picked up a strong scent. He lead Nanook and Spunky instead of giving Regal signals. Then he stopped, and so did the sled. Suddenly it came to him and George. "Dig, Courage," George whispered. Courage was flinging snow into the air. The scent got stronger and stronger as he dug deeper and deeper, and then, he touched it. There, in front of him, was little Lucy. Everyone gave a loud cheer, but not for too long. Everyone needed a rest. They found a small cave and snuggled Lucy in.

Then rescue smelled something, turned around, and saw it, smoke. He barked and George and Sam saw it, too. The rest of the dogs stayed with Lucy while the other three ran towards the fire. When they got there, it was worse then they had imagined. They young Lucy's poor little pup in danger of Pinch and Rot and a giant polar bear. Then they saw a dead Patta, covered in scars. Indeed, Pinch and Rot did like to beat up german shepherds. Then the bear turned his head and looked straight at Rescue, George, and Sam. The bear charged, and could be heard all the way from the cave. Courage knew something was wrong and that he was the one to help.

Courage was charging towards the smoke. The noises kept getting louder and louder, until he got close enough to see what was happening. Courage leaped like no dog had ever leaped before. He howled a heroic and mournful howl, and landed right on the bear at just the right moment. Courage was tearing the bear apart as Rescue jumped in. The bear had had enough, and ran away. Then Rescue showed Courage his mom. Courage lay down beside her and didn't move. Later they went back to the cave with Lucy's pup. George and Sam had also found Lucy's parents dead, too. Harris was there and he, Nanook, and Spunky took them all back. They all met at the airport, ready to go home.

When they got back everything was swell. Regal, Dotty, and Spunky all came home with them, and Pinch, Rot, Germain, and Shepherd were all sent to the pound, never to be adopted. Rescue's grumpy lady owners were no longer grumpy, and they adopted Lucy. Lucy's dog was soon oficially Rescue and Dotty's son. His name was Lucky. Nanook and Spunky had a pup, Frolic, and so did Courage and Regal. Their pup was named Cassie. Patta had a descent burial and Courage was crowned the Chief Dog of the town's police department. He did a wonderful job and Sarge was very proud, and he knew Patta would have been, too. Cassie was just like her dad and wanted to be Chief Dog, too. Courage never lost his courage.

((Classic! This is the best illogical story ever!))

[Nukaleu]

NEWS! I can't resist. One of these days I wil post this story with my commentary interrupting it and showing my input on my favorite parts. Also, I will post the pictures I drew in the book. Miska and I will TOTALLY have our own discussions about the storyline, and I believe this is worhty of fanart. LOL HARRIS IS LOVE! ))

[Vixen]

^-^Interesintg...Can't Wait!

[Miska]

yay harris! and we all know the smoke was coming from pattas scarred lol dead body lol! remember? haha

[Nukaleu]

yeah baby! killed by public enemy number 1!

omj I'm totally making a sig that says that!!!

[Miska]

yes u have to!!! haha! o and rememer at ur house, "My dogs employed." lmfao!

[Nukaleu]

Yep he prolly brings in more dough than Bubba does!

[Miska]

well yeah damn bubba's a traitor u know he gave pinch and rot those tickets lmao!!!

[Nukaleu]

yeah true!! Harris will have to talk to him about that. Bubba could get in trouble with the Western Society of Dog Advernturers! Or worse, Harris could be demoted since he's afffiliated with Bubba!

[Miska]

*gasp* no not demotion!!! bubba is going to have to die lol

[Nukaleu]

Yes yes...someone go adopt Germain and Shepherd! They're due for doing something dirty. They didn't help out with the North Pole massacure (spl?), anyway.

[Miska]

yeah even though Germain sounds like a black sitcom star lmfao

[Nukaleu]

lol nice! lmfao!!!

What ever happened to Sam and George selling those two? It said that they were going to keep one and sell the rest. They must have sold Satta and Pelsty an Cokey, because they stopped coming up.

Aw, I miss Cokey now.

[Miska]

me 2 lol sadness and i love ur siggy!!! haha i said that when we were reading te book at ur house lmfao!!!!!!!!!

[Nukaleu]

Yay I'm happy with it! I should use it on te Colboard they would love it. lol I keep forgetting to tell them your mustard in the eye story! I'd post it now but the server hasn't been working for a few days.

Do you think Germain and Shephered were the ones who informed Pinch and Rot that the boys were leaving? I mean, they did "take them home" and become acquatined with them, and of course Bubba never would have given tickets to Pinch and Rot because he doesn't know them.

They must have been like the Dog Mafia.

[Miska]

yeah oh yeah the mustard in the eye! haha silly its mayonaise! lol omg and i forgot to tell to tell you about bulby the retarded intern! im going to have to soon! lol